The Joy of Six

The Joy of Six
By J. Steve Hall owner of Peaches&Scream with additional entries by members of the VOA

Sixual Misconduct: Any traffic offense committed on a Valkyrie

Six Offender: One guilty of Sixual Misconduct

Six Counselor: An attorney who defends a Six Offender in court

Sixually Oriented Material: Any magazine article or story about the Valk

Sixually Explicit Material: Same as above, but with color photos

Six Change Operation: Any custom work that alters the Valk's appearance

Sixual Harrassment: Making fun of Royal Stars and Harleys for failing to meet minimum acceptable power requirements

Six Fiend: Anyone who owns a Valk

Six Maniac: anyone who owns a Valk and wants more power

Six Addict: I can't get offa this thing!

Bi-sixual: Person who owns 2 Valks

Homosixual: One who doesn't know the Valk is a lady or doesn't treat her as one

Sixual Dysfunction: Rare condition brought about by poor maintenance by the owner (often a Homosixual)

Sixuallity: The intangible aura surrounding a Valk; not to be confused with Mystique which oozes from HDs and comes in various viscosities

Sixual Revolution: Started in Marysville Oh. in '96 and continues on

Sixual Pervert: Anyone who sells their Valk to buy some other bike

Sixual Abandon: A) See Sixual Pervert. B) Riding a Valk into a state of ecstasy

Sixual Experimentation: Combining different carb and exhaust mods to obtain a desired effect

Sixual Infidelity: Taking a demo ride on another bike

Sixual Encounter Group: Next year's National (also Group Six)

Six Education: A) Learning these definitions B) What HD and RS owners get at the finish line

Sixy: See Sixuallity

Sixy Lady: The Valkyrie. (also Six Kitten or Six Pot)

Having Six: When you and your significant other go for a ride together on your Valk (which will often lead to having sex later on)

Six Partner: A) One with whom you have six. B) You had to have "her" co-sign to get a new Valkyrie

Six Banger: (No definition needed)

Sixual Lubricant: Mobil 1 or Amsoil (also Six Oil)

Oral Six: Not riding but only talking about the Valkyrie. (not considered adulterous - see Sixual Infidelity)

Sixual Voyeurism: What causes a crowd to gather and look at a Valkyrie

Six Hormone: female hitch hiker after 20 minutes on the stock pillion

Safe Six: A) Locked and covered Valk. B) Never exceeding 3500 RPM on a Valkyrie. C) Wearing a helmet

Unprotected Six: Opposite of Safe Six

Sixtuplets: Valk carb cluster

Six Symbol: Valk Tank Badge

Sixually Transmitted Disease: You buy a Valk, you are so excited, it is infectous, Your friend buys a Valk, they are so excited it's infectous, their friend buys a Valk

Sixual Fantasies: We all have 'em, might as well 'fess up! Mine involves a stretched frame, two Valk motors siamesed into an F-12, Lots of burning tire smoke and 14 terrified Harley Riders.

Cyber-six: Reading and replying on the VOA message board

Six shops: Visiting the vendor area at a rally

Transixual: 5 speed Valk gearbox

Sixual Desire: Starts the first time you lay eyes on a Valk stops only when the deal is finalized

Six Slave: What we all become after the deal is finalized

Six Toys: accessories & goodies. Buying even 1 six toy can lead to addiction known as AAD (accessory aquisistion disorder). Cured only by a procedure known as Visa-ectomy in which the plastic is removed from the wallet by Dr. Spouse (but hardcores will often sell blood to aquire goodies)

Sixploitation: Making money by selling Six Toys at inflated prices to f-6 owners starved for custom stuff

Six Hygiene: Wash, wax, and detail of the Valk

Sixual Deviant: Gold Wing

Sixism: Negative aspect of owning a bike in a class by itself

Sixually Compatible: That feeling of oneness experienced on the Valk (also Sixual Bliss)

Sixually Inexperienced: Never having ridden an F-6

Six Therapist: Trusted Honda Mechanic

Sixually Frustated: Weather Related Malady. Severity is directly proportionate to riders distance from the equator or proximity to cold, rainy weather.

Sixually active: 250-500 miles per wk. or more an a Valk

Sixagenarian: Person 60-70 who is still sixually active

Gross Sixual Imposition: A) All they ever smell is my exhaust. B) Harley rider can no longer read your license plate. C) Being forced to ride non-Valkyrie loaner while your Valk is being serviced.

New Sixual Position Highway pegs

Sixual Misconduct:	Any traffic offense committed on a Valkyrie
Six Offender:	One guilty of Sixual Misconduct
Six Counselor:	An attorney who defends a Six Offender in court
Sixually Oriented Material:	Any magazine article or story about the Valk
Sixually Explicit Material:	Same as above, but with color photos
Six Change Operation:	Any custom work that alters the Valk's appearance
Sixual Harrassment:	Making fun of Royal Stars and Harleys for failing to meet minimum acceptable power requirements
Six Fiend:	Anyone who owns a Valk
Six Maniac:	anyone who owns a Valk and wants more power
Six Addict:	I can't get offa this thing!
Bi-sixual:	Person who owns 2 Valks
Homosixual:	One who doesn't know the Valk is a lady or doesn't treat her as one
Sixual Dysfunction:	Rare condition brought about by poor maintenance by the owner (often a Homosixual)
Sixuallity:	The intangible aura surrounding a Valk; not to be confused with Mystique which oozes from HDs and comes in various viscosities
Sixual Revolution:	Started in Marysville Oh. in '96 and continues on
Sixual Pervert:	Anyone who sells their Valk to buy some other bike
Sixual Abandon:	A) See Sixual Pervert. B) Riding a Valk into a state of ecstasy
Sixual Experimentation:	Combining different carb and exhaust mods to obtain a desired effect
Sixual Infidelity:	Taking a demo ride on another bike
Sixual Encounter Group:	Next year's National (also Group Six)
Six Education:	A) Learning these definitions B) What HD and RS owners get at the finish line
Sixy:	See Sixuallity
Sixy Lady:	The Valkyrie. (also Six Kitten or Six Pot)
Having Six:	When you and your significant other go for a ride together on your Valk (which will often lead to having sex later on)
Six Partner:	A) One with whom you have six. B) You had to have "her" co-sign to get a new Valkyrie
Six Banger:	(No definition needed)
Sixual Lubricant:	Mobil 1 or Amsoil (also Six Oil)
Oral Six:	Not riding but only talking about the Valkyrie. (not considered adulterous - see Sixual Infidelity)
Sixual Voyeurism:	What causes a crowd to gather and look at a Valkyrie
Six Hormone:	female hitch hiker after 20 minutes on the stock pillion
Safe Six:	A) Locked and covered Valk. B) Never exceeding 3500 RPM on a Valkyrie. C) Wearing a helmet
Unprotected Six:	Opposite of Safe Six
Sixtuplets:	Valk carb cluster
Six Symbol:	Valk Tank Badge
Sixually Transmitted Disease:	You buy a Valk, you are so excited, it is infectous, Your friend buys a Valk, they are so excited it's infectous, their friend buys a Valk
Sixual Fantasies:	We all have 'em, might as well 'fess up! Mine involves a stretched frame, two Valk motors siamesed into an F-12, Lots of burning tire smoke and 14 terrified Harley Riders.
Cyber-six:	Reading and replying on the VOA message board
Six shops:	Visiting the vendor area at a rally
Transixual:	5 speed Valk gearbox
Sixual Desire:	Starts the first time you lay eyes on a Valk stops only when the deal is finalized
Six Slave:	What we all become after the deal is finalized
Six Toys:	accessories & goodies. Buying even 1 six toy can lead to addiction known as AAD (accessory aquisistion disorder). Cured only by a procedure known as Visa-ectomy in which the plastic is removed from the wallet by Dr. Spouse (but hardcores will often sell blood to aquire goodies)
Sixploitation:	Making money by selling Six Toys at inflated prices to f-6 owners starved for custom stuff
Six Hygiene:	Wash, wax, and detail of the Valk
Sixual Deviant:	Gold Wing
Sixism:	Negative aspect of owning a bike in a class by itself
Sixually Compatible:	That feeling of oneness experienced on the Valk (also Sixual Bliss)
Sixually Inexperienced:	Never having ridden an F-6
Six Therapist:	Trusted Honda Mechanic
Sixually Frustated:	Weather Related Malady. Severity is directly proportionate to riders distance from the equator or proximity to cold, rainy weather.
Sixually active:	250-500 miles per wk. or more an a Valk
Sixagenarian:	Person 60-70 who is still sixually active
Gross Sixual Imposition:	A) All they ever smell is my exhaust. B) Harley rider can no longer read your license plate. C) Being forced to ride non-Valkyrie loaner while your Valk is being serviced.
New Sixual Position	Highway pegs