The Joy of Six By J. Steve Hall owner of Peaches&Scream with additional entries by members of the VOA Sixual Misconduct: Any traffic offense committed on a Valkyrie Six Offender: One guilty of Sixual Misconduct Six Counselor: An attorney who defends a Six Offender in court Sixually Oriented Material: Any magazine article or story about the Valk Sixually Explicit Material: Same as above, but with color photos Six Change Operation: Any custom work that alters the Valk's appearance Sixual Harrassment: Making fun of Royal Stars and Harleys for failing to meet minimum acceptable power requirements Six Fiend: Anyone who owns a Valk Six Maniac: anyone who owns a Valk and wants more power Six Addict: I can't get offa this thing! Bi-sixual: Person who owns 2 Valks Homosixual: One who doesn't know the Valk is a lady or doesn't treat her as one Sixual Dysfunction: Rare condition brought about by poor maintenance by the owner (often a Homosixual) Sixuallity: The intangible aura surrounding a Valk; not to be confused with Mystique which oozes from HDs and comes in various viscosities Sixual Revolution: Started in Marysville Oh. in '96 and continues on Sixual Pervert: Anyone who sells their Valk to buy some other bike Sixual Abandon: A) See Sixual Pervert. B) Riding a Valk into a state of ecstasy Sixual Experimentation: Combining different carb and exhaust mods to obtain a desired effect Sixual Infidelity: Taking a demo ride on another bike Sixual Encounter Group: Next year's National (also Group Six) Six Education: A) Learning these definitions B) What HD and RS owners get at the finish line Sixy: See Sixuallity Sixy Lady: The Valkyrie. (also Six Kitten or Six Pot) Having Six: When you and your significant other go for a ride together on your Valk (which will often lead to having sex later on) Six Partner: A) One with whom you have six. B) You had to have "her" co-sign to get a new Valkyrie Six Banger: (No definition needed) Sixual Lubricant: Mobil 1 or Amsoil (also Six Oil) Oral Six: Not riding but only talking about the Valkyrie. (not considered adulterous - see Sixual Infidelity) Sixual Voyeurism: What causes a crowd to gather and look at a Valkyrie Six Hormone: female hitch hiker after 20 minutes on the stock pillion Safe Six: A) Locked and covered Valk. B) Never exceeding 3500 RPM on a Valkyrie. C) Wearing a helmet Unprotected Six: Opposite of Safe Six Sixtuplets: Valk carb cluster Six Symbol: Valk Tank Badge Sixually Transmitted Disease: You buy a Valk, you are so excited, it is infectous, Your friend buys a Valk, they are so excited it's infectous, their friend buys a Valk Sixual Fantasies: We all have 'em, might as well 'fess up! Mine involves a stretched frame, two Valk motors siamesed into an F-12, Lots of burning tire smoke and 14 terrified Harley Riders. Cyber-six: Reading and replying on the VOA message board Six shops: Visiting the vendor area at a rally Transixual: 5 speed Valk gearbox Sixual Desire: Starts the first time you lay eyes on a Valk stops only when the deal is finalized Six Slave: What we all become after the deal is finalized Six Toys: accessories & goodies. Buying even 1 six toy can lead to addiction known as AAD (accessory aquisistion disorder). Cured only by a procedure known as Visa-ectomy in which the plastic is removed from the wallet by Dr. Spouse (but hardcores will often sell blood to aquire goodies) Sixploitation: Making money by selling Six Toys at inflated prices to f-6 owners starved for custom stuff Six Hygiene: Wash, wax, and detail of the Valk Sixual Deviant: Gold Wing Sixism: Negative aspect of owning a bike in a class by itself Sixually Compatible: That feeling of oneness experienced on the Valk (also Sixual Bliss) Sixually Inexperienced: Never having ridden an F-6 Six Therapist: Trusted Honda Mechanic Sixually Frustated: Weather Related Malady. Severity is directly proportionate to riders distance from the equator or proximity to cold, rainy weather. Sixually active: 250-500 miles per wk. or more an a Valk Sixagenarian: Person 60-70 who is still sixually active Gross Sixual Imposition: A) All they ever smell is my exhaust. B) Harley rider can no longer read your license plate. C) Being forced to ride non-Valkyrie loaner while your Valk is being serviced.